Iran / Roman Fire Fighters

Being the origin of modern western civilization that Rome is, it had some municipal services that were very advanced for it’s time. One of them being firefighters. Romans had not fear fires because of the protection these private firefighters provided. Wait, what’s that, how does a house made out of brick and stone light on fire? Well simple, the firefighters would light it on fire that’s how. Then they’d show up at your house in no-time flat, and offer to put the fire out, provided you can pay for their services.

Now after capturing 15 British sailors that likely weren’t even invading Iranian waters (when Iran gave the coordinates it claimed to have captured the sailors, Britain was quick to inform Iran that, “hey jackass, that’s not in your waters”. Iran quickly changed the coordinates to a location in their waters. They also claim that they’ve confirmed the British sailors were in Iranian waters by checking the confiscated GPS — I’m sure they’ll have no problem showing the British this then wont they…) and then releasing them after getting the attention they never deserved, they’re asking for Britain to return the favor.

I know, Britain should capture Ahmadinejad, cut all of his limbs off, and then in a show of good faith, sew them back on with rusty barbed wire.